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humansofnewyork:

A one hundred year old woman reflects on her deceased husband.

xplosivediarrhea:

"can you give this to me in quarters?"

xplosivediarrhea:

"can you give this to me in quarters?"

lol! 

JESSE, JESSE PICK UP THE PHONE
walter white in any given episode (via lordoftheinternet)
kingoftheniall:

On a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

kingoftheniall:

On a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

elitistmetalhead:

Fallout, pretty much.

elitistmetalhead:

Fallout, pretty much.

illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa